Dear God, I know that it is your will and not mine but please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit. Please?
I’m really, really shaken and nobody in my church will pick up the phone or return my voicemails. I’m FREAKING OUT!! I know, I know, I KNOW that Larry has been put through complete Hell on earth even worse than Judy Garland in A Star Is Born but WE CAN’T LET HIM QUIT! I did not give up being a faggot so that Barack HUSSEIN Obama could get America blown up by mulsim terrorists with those cell things. I DID NOT! I don’t think that he really wants to quit AT ALL! I think he’s just too honest to come out and ask for the $10,000 dollars he needs to beat this conspiracy against him! $10,000 is not a lot of money! I am still trying to claim my 4 million pounds of sterling ALL OF WHICH I WILL DONATE TO YOU ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO SELL IT, LARRY!! YOU NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING! YOU ARE THE ONLY THING STAND BETWEEN US AND A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON AMERICA!!! If you give up now, well, I just don’t know what to do!
I am trying so hard, so hard, so hard not to call Hummer right now. SO HARD! There is NO ONE TO TALK TO!! I met this woman at prayer group the other night and because I am learning to see through outward appearences, I did not notice or comment how morbidly obese she was (HELLO, TOTIE FIELDS!) but instead asked her out for coffee and she said yes and we sat and talked and I got her phone number and as we were leaving I told her all about Larry’s struggle and being a political prisoner and she seemed to really understand but I’ve left twelve voice mails and SHE HASN’T CALLED ME BACK!!
Anywho, I can’t even think right now! All I can think about is Haagen Daas Dulce de Leche ice cream and I can’t even get that because I’ve got to save my money to pay the processing fee for the sterling.
I just want to cry but I’m not going to because I am NO LONGER a sissy and Jesus walks with me!!