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Larry is BACK!

I know the first thing you’re going ask me is where have I been and I really don’t want to say too much about it and if I could I wouldn’t say ANYTHING about it but because of my Christian faith I have to, even though I don’t want to, so let me just say that prison wasn’t as bad as a lot of people say it is. Apparently, it’s legal to lie about being a gay, crack addicted Muslim voodoo priest socialist in order to become the President of the United States but it’s illegal to threaten to bomb the hospital where your friend who was put into voodoo coma by said “President” because said “hospital” refused to help said friend. I don’t understand America anymore.

Anywho, I’m out, even though the so-called “President” isn’t. I mean, out of prison. I can’t really say that I “enjoyed” prison but like I said, it wasn’t that bad. I made a lot of friends there and I’m hoping that Tyrone makes parole soon. We developed a strong friendship and because of him I can now bench press 150lbs and as Hummer (who I ran into as he waited outside Club Bottom although I was just passing by) said I have “bulked up” and look “good”. I’d be lying (which is against my Christian faith) if I didn’t say that Hummer looked good, too, but now that I’m out a prison, I am SEVERELY ex-gay again. That was the only really hard thing about prison. But I spoke to the prison Chaplin  about it and he gave me words of comfort, telling me that “even Jesus knew that when you’ve pulled a four year bid, you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to survive and not get stuck in the ribs with a shiv.”

So, now I just have re-adjust to being on the street and wait for Tyrone’s parole hearing in two months (fingers crossed!) and find a church that doesn’t have a restraining order against me.

(Does anyone know what an “ofay” is? Tyrone asked me to stop by and let his wife and kids know that he was okay and she called me this and slammed the door in my face. No one seems to know.)

But I really don’t want to talk about prison although I’m glad to be out and I never would have met Tyrone had I not gone there and it may have been the best thing that ever happened to me. He hates faggots and so do I so if he gets through his parole hearing (fingers crossed!), gets out and gets divorced from that scrawny so-called wife of his, we’ll get an apartment together and set up a good Christian home. I’m already picking out wallpaper patterns and I really, really think he’s going to like them!

God bless Judson Phillips for his wisdom in helping Larry get his message out!

A man named Larry Sinclair claims that in 1999 he and Barack Obama had sex and then smoked crack cocaine. This is 1999, nine years before Obama would run for President.

Crack cocaine is very addictive. It is very destructive. Addiction specialist will tell you that a crack addiction is very tough to break.

Is Obama an addict? Was he an addict in the past?

These are all legitimate questions to ask about a man who has his hands on the nuclear trigger.

Now that Judson Phillips is on the case, this thing is going to break ANY…DAY…NOW! Do you smell the smoke?? Well, where there’s smoke there’s fire and Larry has the match that will light the spark of the fuse of the bomb of freedom!

I miss you, Tyrone!

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NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED TO HELP LARRY

Dear God, I know that it is your will and not mine but please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit.  Please?

I’m really, really shaken and nobody in my church will pick up the phone or return my voicemails.  I’m FREAKING OUT!!  I know, I know, I KNOW that Larry has been put through complete Hell on earth even worse than Judy Garland in A Star Is Born but WE CAN’T LET HIM QUIT!  I did not give up being a faggot so that Barack HUSSEIN Obama could get America blown up by mulsim terrorists with those cell things.  I DID NOT!  I don’t think that he really wants to quit AT ALL!  I think he’s just too honest to come out and ask for the $10,000 dollars he needs to beat this conspiracy against him!  $10,000 is not a lot of money!  I am still trying to claim my 4 million pounds of sterling  ALL OF WHICH I WILL DONATE TO YOU ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO SELL IT, LARRY!!  YOU NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING!  YOU ARE THE ONLY THING STAND BETWEEN US AND A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON AMERICA!!!  If you give up now, well, I just don’t know what to do!

I am trying so hard, so hard, so hard not to call Hummer right now.  SO HARD!  There is NO ONE TO TALK TO!!  I met this woman at prayer group the other night and because I am learning to see through outward appearences, I did not notice or comment how morbidly obese she was (HELLO, TOTIE FIELDS!)  but instead asked her out for coffee and she said yes and we sat and talked and I got her phone number and as we were leaving I told her all about Larry’s struggle and being a political prisoner and she seemed to really understand but I’ve left twelve voice mails and SHE HASN’T CALLED ME BACK!!

Anywho, I can’t even think right now!  All I can think about is Haagen Daas Dulce de Leche ice cream and I can’t even get that because I’ve got to save my money to pay the processing fee for the sterling.

I just want to cry but I’m not going to because I am NO LONGER a sissy and Jesus walks with me!!

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The Conspiracy Has Been Destroyed!!

Thank god for HONEST AMERICANS like Larry Sinclair, Pastor Manning and CITIZEN WELLS!  Without them we would be facing the prospect of a left-handed, murderous, gay, negro, crackhead muslim voodoo priest!  Because of them HOMOBAMA WILL NOT BE PRESIDENT and the corrupt Democratic party will be VOTED OUT OF OFFICE HOOK LINE AND SINKER!!

Never in my adult life have I been so proud of America!

People think all lawyers are scumbags (and certainly Hummer’s was) but it’s wrong to make assumptions because like they said in that Odd Couple episode, “when you ‘assume’ you make an ‘a**’ of ‘u’ and ‘me'”.  Citizen Wells (or as we call him CW, which sounds adorable) is one of the exceptions that proves the rule.  I mean, who would have thought a hardened criminal could be so honest and forthright exposing every single flaw he had for the betterment of the United States of America?  And who would have thought that I, Hunter, would no longer have the least bit of interest in having sweaty, hot, hard, heavy, bone-crunching butt sex and would follow the ways of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ so that I may have everlasting life in Heaven?  NOT ME!

People (so-called) have put Larry though so much pain and suffering over the past six months that it’s BOUND to turn a corner any day now and BLOW WIDE OPEN!!  And CW (that’s Citizen Wells) has really found just the right thingy to do that. It turns out that through his keen legal mind he figured out that JOSEPH BIDEN HAS BEEN LEADING THE CHARGE TO SILENCE LARRY SINCLAIR!  That’s right!  It’s doesn’t look like LAWYERS are the scumbags but EVERY SINGLE SENATOR IN THE GOVERNMENT IS!  Biden, WHOSE SON IS ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE, got a bill passed TWO DAYS BEFORE LARRY’S PRESS CONFERENCE that forced police officers to check on outstanding warrants of people flying into Washington DC!  So, if you flew into Washington DC as Larry Sinclair did, the police would look to see if you were wanted anywhere and if you were they would arrest you after you’d done your business and throw you in jail!!  AND, if your son were the ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE he could easily force one of his underlings to make up a FAKE WARRANT so that when Larry Sinclair flew into Washington DC THE POLICE WOULD BE FORCED TO ARREST HIM AFTER HIS PRESS CONFERENCE!!!

It all makes so much sense that even the BASTARD PEOPLE over at THE CESSPOOL will have to admit what stupid idiots they are and close it down!!!

GOD BLESS YOU CITIZEN WELLES FOR GETTING THE TRUTH OUT INTO BRIGHT LIGHT OF THE WORLD!!!

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More From Billy Bob Neck!

Mr. Neck did yet ANOTHER SHOW about Larry that he just posted on his website!  With high powered influential friends like these on Larry’s side can there be ANY DOUBT AT ALL that THIS THING IS GOING TO BLOW ANY DAY NOW???

Some of y’all are gonna think I lost my mind doing two shows in a row about Larry Sinclair and his quest to save America from a gay, left-handed, murderous, musilm, homosexual negro voodoo priest and if you do then you’re the one whose crazy!  In this time of rampant terror we need a STRONG leader and not one who’s gonna sell the White House silverware just to get an armful of crack!

WARNING – The “DJ” before me played one of the most foul and satanic songs that I ever heard.  After talking with the Lord, it was His opinion that I oughta include it to show folks just how wicked liberal defeato-crats are.  DON’T LET THE KIDS OR THE GRANDPARENTS LISTEN TO THIS.!

God is Love!

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THIS STORY IS GOING TO BLOW ANY DAY NOW!!!

When even ordinary Americans are putting up signs like this one you know that the MAINSTREAM MEDIA CAN NO LONGER IGNORE THE TRUTH!!

FREE LARRY SINCLAIR AND STOP THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA BY HIM AND HIS MUSLIM MASTERS!!!`

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I KNEW It Existed!!

I was just “surfing” on YouTube watching those wonderful Rev. Manning videos and I saw that they’ve FINALLY release the monkey woman’s “whitey” video!  I’m going to watch it right now but I wanted you people to know about it before I watched it!

Praise Jesus!  He’s a DEAD MAN!!

Thanks, as always to http://larrysinclair0926.wordpress.com for the link!!

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I Will Stop Feeling Sorry For Myself

I will!  I’m done with that!

I am going to stop crying about how Hummer left our church and went back to being a homo and then had the NERVE to tell me that I was “only fooling myself and what a sad, pathetic piece of sh*t” I was thinking that I could change.  WELL I HAVE CHANGED!  God’s love has shown me that even the sight of my own penis disgusts me, let alone the sight of somebody else’s.

I am going to stop crying about how the coroner LIED about Dana dying from an overdose of Dilaudid.  DANA WAS MUDERED BY A VOODOO SPELL CAST BY BARACK HOMOBAMA!!  THAT IS A FACT!!

I am going to stop crying about how the landlord STOLE all of my possessions including my box sets of Judy Garland DVDs by locking me out of my apartment for non-payment of rent (Thank YOU so VERY much for that, Hummer, you faggot!) and left me homeless.

I am going to stop crying about how MY OWN CHURCH turned their backs on my forcing me to live in this filthy homeless shelter rather than allow me to even sleep in a garage.

Yes, I am going to stop crying about all of it because my problems don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world when LARRY SINCLAIR IS A POLITICAL PRISONER OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

You read that correctly!  They have thrown Larry Sinclair in jail and left him to rot simply for exercising his first amendment right to force Barack HUSSIEN Homobama to tell the truth about being a gay, left-handed, murderous, negro, crackhead muslim voodoo priest!  THIS IS NOT THE LAND OF THE FREE THAT I GREW UP IN!!!  Oh, those bastard-people over at the cesspool think they’re so clever using Larry Sinclair distant past against him.  The United SNAKES government CLAIMS that Larry Sinclair has an outstanding warrant in a Delaware but I DON’T BELIEVE IT!  If he had one HE WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH IT LIKE THE HONORABLE MAN THAT HE IS.  Larry Sinclair does NOT run away from his responsibilities.  EVER!

The United SNAKES government is using this FAKE WARRANT as a tool to SILENCE LARRY SINCLAIR FROM TELLING THE TRUTH!  If they think that throwing him in jail is going to shut him up then THEY’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!  They are going to have to look EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US UP if they want to keep the truth from true Americans that Homobama is a gay, left-handed, murderous, negro, crackhead, muslim voodoo priest!

All your VOODDO POWERS, “Mr.” Homobama cannot defeat the power of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST who will come down from Heaven and personal rip the black heart from your chest, smash it on the ground and crush it with holy sandal!  NO, “Mr.” Homobama!  You will NOT destroy America with your EVIL AND WICKEDNESS!  GOD AND HIS SON, JESUS, WILL DESTROY YOU INSTEAD!!

Now, more than ever, it’s important to give Larry Sinclair EVERY SPARE PENNY THAT YOU HAVE in order to GET THE TRUTH OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!  He is trying to get enough money to run TV ads and will probably need AT LEAST $1,000,000 to do the job properly!

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US MUST TIGHTEN THEIR BELTS, EAT LESS, STAY HOME (except for church) AND STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY THAT COULD BE GIVEN TO LARRY SINCLAIR!!  It’s THAT important!  If you do not that Jesus will WITHOUT A DOUBT send you directly to HELL when you die.   THIS WILL BE THE FIRST QUESTION THAT ST. PETER ASKS YOU – “DID YOU GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU COULD TO LARRY SINCLAIR?”  If you know what’s good for you, you will be able to proudly state that YES, I DID!!

UPDATE!  The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform!  Right after I wrote this post I received an email telling me that I had won one million pounds of sterling ALL OF WHICH I WILL SELL AND DONATE TO LARRY SINCLAIR!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

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