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The Conspiracy Has Been Destroyed!!

Thank god for HONEST AMERICANS like Larry Sinclair, Pastor Manning and CITIZEN WELLS!  Without them we would be facing the prospect of a left-handed, murderous, gay, negro, crackhead muslim voodoo priest!  Because of them HOMOBAMA WILL NOT BE PRESIDENT and the corrupt Democratic party will be VOTED OUT OF OFFICE HOOK LINE AND SINKER!!

Never in my adult life have I been so proud of America!

People think all lawyers are scumbags (and certainly Hummer’s was) but it’s wrong to make assumptions because like they said in that Odd Couple episode, “when you ‘assume’ you make an ‘a**’ of ‘u’ and ‘me'”.  Citizen Wells (or as we call him CW, which sounds adorable) is one of the exceptions that proves the rule.  I mean, who would have thought a hardened criminal could be so honest and forthright exposing every single flaw he had for the betterment of the United States of America?  And who would have thought that I, Hunter, would no longer have the least bit of interest in having sweaty, hot, hard, heavy, bone-crunching butt sex and would follow the ways of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ so that I may have everlasting life in Heaven?  NOT ME!

People (so-called) have put Larry though so much pain and suffering over the past six months that it’s BOUND to turn a corner any day now and BLOW WIDE OPEN!!  And CW (that’s Citizen Wells) has really found just the right thingy to do that. It turns out that through his keen legal mind he figured out that JOSEPH BIDEN HAS BEEN LEADING THE CHARGE TO SILENCE LARRY SINCLAIR!  That’s right!  It’s doesn’t look like LAWYERS are the scumbags but EVERY SINGLE SENATOR IN THE GOVERNMENT IS!  Biden, WHOSE SON IS ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE, got a bill passed TWO DAYS BEFORE LARRY’S PRESS CONFERENCE that forced police officers to check on outstanding warrants of people flying into Washington DC!  So, if you flew into Washington DC as Larry Sinclair did, the police would look to see if you were wanted anywhere and if you were they would arrest you after you’d done your business and throw you in jail!!  AND, if your son were the ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE he could easily force one of his underlings to make up a FAKE WARRANT so that when Larry Sinclair flew into Washington DC THE POLICE WOULD BE FORCED TO ARREST HIM AFTER HIS PRESS CONFERENCE!!!

It all makes so much sense that even the BASTARD PEOPLE over at THE CESSPOOL will have to admit what stupid idiots they are and close it down!!!

GOD BLESS YOU CITIZEN WELLES FOR GETTING THE TRUTH OUT INTO BRIGHT LIGHT OF THE WORLD!!!

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