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NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED TO HELP LARRY

Dear God, I know that it is your will and not mine but please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit, please don’t let Larry quit.  Please?

I’m really, really shaken and nobody in my church will pick up the phone or return my voicemails.  I’m FREAKING OUT!!  I know, I know, I KNOW that Larry has been put through complete Hell on earth even worse than Judy Garland in A Star Is Born but WE CAN’T LET HIM QUIT!  I did not give up being a faggot so that Barack HUSSEIN Obama could get America blown up by mulsim terrorists with those cell things.  I DID NOT!  I don’t think that he really wants to quit AT ALL!  I think he’s just too honest to come out and ask for the $10,000 dollars he needs to beat this conspiracy against him!  $10,000 is not a lot of money!  I am still trying to claim my 4 million pounds of sterling  ALL OF WHICH I WILL DONATE TO YOU ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO SELL IT, LARRY!!  YOU NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING!  YOU ARE THE ONLY THING STAND BETWEEN US AND A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON AMERICA!!!  If you give up now, well, I just don’t know what to do!

I am trying so hard, so hard, so hard not to call Hummer right now.  SO HARD!  There is NO ONE TO TALK TO!!  I met this woman at prayer group the other night and because I am learning to see through outward appearences, I did not notice or comment how morbidly obese she was (HELLO, TOTIE FIELDS!)  but instead asked her out for coffee and she said yes and we sat and talked and I got her phone number and as we were leaving I told her all about Larry’s struggle and being a political prisoner and she seemed to really understand but I’ve left twelve voice mails and SHE HASN’T CALLED ME BACK!!

Anywho, I can’t even think right now!  All I can think about is Haagen Daas Dulce de Leche ice cream and I can’t even get that because I’ve got to save my money to pay the processing fee for the sterling.

I just want to cry but I’m not going to because I am NO LONGER a sissy and Jesus walks with me!!

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The Conspiracy Has Been Destroyed!!

Thank god for HONEST AMERICANS like Larry Sinclair, Pastor Manning and CITIZEN WELLS!  Without them we would be facing the prospect of a left-handed, murderous, gay, negro, crackhead muslim voodoo priest!  Because of them HOMOBAMA WILL NOT BE PRESIDENT and the corrupt Democratic party will be VOTED OUT OF OFFICE HOOK LINE AND SINKER!!

Never in my adult life have I been so proud of America!

People think all lawyers are scumbags (and certainly Hummer’s was) but it’s wrong to make assumptions because like they said in that Odd Couple episode, “when you ‘assume’ you make an ‘a**’ of ‘u’ and ‘me'”.  Citizen Wells (or as we call him CW, which sounds adorable) is one of the exceptions that proves the rule.  I mean, who would have thought a hardened criminal could be so honest and forthright exposing every single flaw he had for the betterment of the United States of America?  And who would have thought that I, Hunter, would no longer have the least bit of interest in having sweaty, hot, hard, heavy, bone-crunching butt sex and would follow the ways of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ so that I may have everlasting life in Heaven?  NOT ME!

People (so-called) have put Larry though so much pain and suffering over the past six months that it’s BOUND to turn a corner any day now and BLOW WIDE OPEN!!  And CW (that’s Citizen Wells) has really found just the right thingy to do that. It turns out that through his keen legal mind he figured out that JOSEPH BIDEN HAS BEEN LEADING THE CHARGE TO SILENCE LARRY SINCLAIR!  That’s right!  It’s doesn’t look like LAWYERS are the scumbags but EVERY SINGLE SENATOR IN THE GOVERNMENT IS!  Biden, WHOSE SON IS ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE, got a bill passed TWO DAYS BEFORE LARRY’S PRESS CONFERENCE that forced police officers to check on outstanding warrants of people flying into Washington DC!  So, if you flew into Washington DC as Larry Sinclair did, the police would look to see if you were wanted anywhere and if you were they would arrest you after you’d done your business and throw you in jail!!  AND, if your son were the ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE he could easily force one of his underlings to make up a FAKE WARRANT so that when Larry Sinclair flew into Washington DC THE POLICE WOULD BE FORCED TO ARREST HIM AFTER HIS PRESS CONFERENCE!!!

It all makes so much sense that even the BASTARD PEOPLE over at THE CESSPOOL will have to admit what stupid idiots they are and close it down!!!

GOD BLESS YOU CITIZEN WELLES FOR GETTING THE TRUTH OUT INTO BRIGHT LIGHT OF THE WORLD!!!

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More From Billy Bob Neck!

Mr. Neck did yet ANOTHER SHOW about Larry that he just posted on his website!  With high powered influential friends like these on Larry’s side can there be ANY DOUBT AT ALL that THIS THING IS GOING TO BLOW ANY DAY NOW???

Some of y’all are gonna think I lost my mind doing two shows in a row about Larry Sinclair and his quest to save America from a gay, left-handed, murderous, musilm, homosexual negro voodoo priest and if you do then you’re the one whose crazy!  In this time of rampant terror we need a STRONG leader and not one who’s gonna sell the White House silverware just to get an armful of crack!

WARNING – The “DJ” before me played one of the most foul and satanic songs that I ever heard.  After talking with the Lord, it was His opinion that I oughta include it to show folks just how wicked liberal defeato-crats are.  DON’T LET THE KIDS OR THE GRANDPARENTS LISTEN TO THIS.!

God is Love!

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THIS STORY IS GOING TO BLOW ANY DAY NOW!!!

When even ordinary Americans are putting up signs like this one you know that the MAINSTREAM MEDIA CAN NO LONGER IGNORE THE TRUTH!!

FREE LARRY SINCLAIR AND STOP THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA BY HIM AND HIS MUSLIM MASTERS!!!`

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Blog Talk Radio – Free Larry Sinclair

I have never really met Mr. Billy Bob Neck but he was instrumental in helping understand that doing drugs and having nasty, filthy butt sex was just wrong, wrong, wrong. As I heard him say once, “that ain’t right”. A friend of MINE (Hummer would probably claim that he was HIS friend but that’s just a lie because I met him several years at a party before Hummer even met him) once played Mr. Neck’s “The Sodomite’s Lament” and everybody laughed at it but something in really hit me hard and made me think. I then found his website and started listening to the Hour of Bein’ Good and things started clicking for me like when Demi Moore realizes that Patrick Swayze really IS her dead husband in Ghost. It didn’t happen over night and he wasn’t the ONLY reason that I now walk with God in work boots and jeans rather than another drag queen in a dress and high heels.

Mr. Neck has ALWAYS been on Larry’s side so I was really, really excited to listen this special edition of The Hour of Bein’ Good on Blog Talk Radio. Mr. Neck is one of the smartest people around and really thinks hard about things like, “If Homobama can get Larry Sinclair locked up as a political prisoner what’s to stop him from having President Bush arrested the moment he leaves the White House?”

I told you he was smart!!

Listen to it now!

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God Is TRULY GREAT

After the outpouring of love and donations, I just don’t know what to say except that the hand of God will be crushing Homobama watermelon head like a grape in the next couple of weeks!  How do I know this?  Because since my last email telling me that I’ve won one million pounds of sterling I’ve got THREE MORE EMAILS telling me the SAME THING!!  That’s four million pounds of sterling that I can sell and give to Larry Sinclair!

I know that the Godly on this “weblog” already figured out that all that was needed for Larry Sinclair to succeed was for me to get out of God’s way but my walk with Jesus was still in the baby step mode and I just couldn’t hear God to understand what He meant when I kept hearing him tell me to “go away”.  And once I understood that – well, you’ve seen the results!

But it’s not just the money that God wanted to give me, it was a gift greater than that (but NOT as great as the gift of eternal salvation earned in the blood of His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ).  His power compelled those bastard-people at the cesspool to OUT THEMSELVES as FRENCH JEWISH ASSASSINS THAT HAVE INFILTRATED AMERICA IN ORDER TO BRING IT DOWN!  Isn’t THAT a nice bunch of bastard-people??!!  And don’t worry, I have already retyped the entire post and will be mailing to to FBI, CIA, Secret Service, US Marshalls, Homeland Security and the King of France DEMANDING that these miserable people be arrested and thrown in jail AT ONCE!

MAYBE THEY CAN HAVE THE CELL THAT LARRY SINCLAIR WILL BE RELEASED FROM IN JUST A FEW HOURS!  I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A PRAYER CIRCLE ABOUT THAT!!!

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I was just “surfing” on YouTube watching those wonderful Rev. Manning videos and I saw that they’ve FINALLY release the monkey woman’s “whitey” video!  I’m going to watch it right now but I wanted you people to know about it before I watched it!

Praise Jesus!  He’s a DEAD MAN!!

Thanks, as always to http://larrysinclair0926.wordpress.com for the link!!

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I will!  I’m done with that!

I am going to stop crying about how Hummer left our church and went back to being a homo and then had the NERVE to tell me that I was “only fooling myself and what a sad, pathetic piece of sh*t” I was thinking that I could change.  WELL I HAVE CHANGED!  God’s love has shown me that even the sight of my own penis disgusts me, let alone the sight of somebody else’s.

I am going to stop crying about how the coroner LIED about Dana dying from an overdose of Dilaudid.  DANA WAS MUDERED BY A VOODOO SPELL CAST BY BARACK HOMOBAMA!!  THAT IS A FACT!!

I am going to stop crying about how the landlord STOLE all of my possessions including my box sets of Judy Garland DVDs by locking me out of my apartment for non-payment of rent (Thank YOU so VERY much for that, Hummer, you faggot!) and left me homeless.

I am going to stop crying about how MY OWN CHURCH turned their backs on my forcing me to live in this filthy homeless shelter rather than allow me to even sleep in a garage.

Yes, I am going to stop crying about all of it because my problems don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world when LARRY SINCLAIR IS A POLITICAL PRISONER OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

You read that correctly!  They have thrown Larry Sinclair in jail and left him to rot simply for exercising his first amendment right to force Barack HUSSIEN Homobama to tell the truth about being a gay, left-handed, murderous, negro, crackhead muslim voodoo priest!  THIS IS NOT THE LAND OF THE FREE THAT I GREW UP IN!!!  Oh, those bastard-people over at the cesspool think they’re so clever using Larry Sinclair distant past against him.  The United SNAKES government CLAIMS that Larry Sinclair has an outstanding warrant in a Delaware but I DON’T BELIEVE IT!  If he had one HE WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH IT LIKE THE HONORABLE MAN THAT HE IS.  Larry Sinclair does NOT run away from his responsibilities.  EVER!

The United SNAKES government is using this FAKE WARRANT as a tool to SILENCE LARRY SINCLAIR FROM TELLING THE TRUTH!  If they think that throwing him in jail is going to shut him up then THEY’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!  They are going to have to look EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US UP if they want to keep the truth from true Americans that Homobama is a gay, left-handed, murderous, negro, crackhead, muslim voodoo priest!

All your VOODDO POWERS, “Mr.” Homobama cannot defeat the power of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST who will come down from Heaven and personal rip the black heart from your chest, smash it on the ground and crush it with holy sandal!  NO, “Mr.” Homobama!  You will NOT destroy America with your EVIL AND WICKEDNESS!  GOD AND HIS SON, JESUS, WILL DESTROY YOU INSTEAD!!

Now, more than ever, it’s important to give Larry Sinclair EVERY SPARE PENNY THAT YOU HAVE in order to GET THE TRUTH OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!  He is trying to get enough money to run TV ads and will probably need AT LEAST $1,000,000 to do the job properly!

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US MUST TIGHTEN THEIR BELTS, EAT LESS, STAY HOME (except for church) AND STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY THAT COULD BE GIVEN TO LARRY SINCLAIR!!  It’s THAT important!  If you do not that Jesus will WITHOUT A DOUBT send you directly to HELL when you die.   THIS WILL BE THE FIRST QUESTION THAT ST. PETER ASKS YOU – “DID YOU GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU COULD TO LARRY SINCLAIR?”  If you know what’s good for you, you will be able to proudly state that YES, I DID!!

UPDATE!  The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform!  Right after I wrote this post I received an email telling me that I had won one million pounds of sterling ALL OF WHICH I WILL SELL AND DONATE TO LARRY SINCLAIR!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

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