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The results will be forwarded to every member of Congress and the CEO of Chick-fil-a!

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I know the first thing you’re going ask me is where have I been and I really don’t want to say too much about it and if I could I wouldn’t say ANYTHING about it but because of my Christian faith I have to, even though I don’t want to, so let me just say that prison wasn’t as bad as a lot of people say it is. Apparently, it’s legal to lie about being a gay, crack addicted Muslim voodoo priest socialist in order to become the President of the United States but it’s illegal to threaten to bomb the hospital where your friend who was put into voodoo coma by said “President” because said “hospital” refused to help said friend. I don’t understand America anymore.

Anywho, I’m out, even though the so-called “President” isn’t. I mean, out of prison. I can’t really say that I “enjoyed” prison but like I said, it wasn’t that bad. I made a lot of friends there and I’m hoping that Tyrone makes parole soon. We developed a strong friendship and because of him I can now bench press 150lbs and as Hummer (who I ran into as he waited outside Club Bottom although I was just passing by) said I have “bulked up” and look “good”. I’d be lying (which is against my Christian faith) if I didn’t say that Hummer looked good, too, but now that I’m out a prison, I am SEVERELY ex-gay again. That was the only really hard thing about prison. But I spoke to the prison Chaplin  about it and he gave me words of comfort, telling me that “even Jesus knew that when you’ve pulled a four year bid, you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to survive and not get stuck in the ribs with a shiv.”

So, now I just have re-adjust to being on the street and wait for Tyrone’s parole hearing in two months (fingers crossed!) and find a church that doesn’t have a restraining order against me.

(Does anyone know what an “ofay” is? Tyrone asked me to stop by and let his wife and kids know that he was okay and she called me this and slammed the door in my face. No one seems to know.)

But I really don’t want to talk about prison although I’m glad to be out and I never would have met Tyrone had I not gone there and it may have been the best thing that ever happened to me. He hates faggots and so do I so if he gets through his parole hearing (fingers crossed!), gets out and gets divorced from that scrawny so-called wife of his, we’ll get an apartment together and set up a good Christian home. I’m already picking out wallpaper patterns and I really, really think he’s going to like them!

God bless Judson Phillips for his wisdom in helping Larry get his message out!

A man named Larry Sinclair claims that in 1999 he and Barack Obama had sex and then smoked crack cocaine. This is 1999, nine years before Obama would run for President.

Crack cocaine is very addictive. It is very destructive. Addiction specialist will tell you that a crack addiction is very tough to break.

Is Obama an addict? Was he an addict in the past?

These are all legitimate questions to ask about a man who has his hands on the nuclear trigger.

Now that Judson Phillips is on the case, this thing is going to break ANY…DAY…NOW! Do you smell the smoke?? Well, where there’s smoke there’s fire and Larry has the match that will light the spark of the fuse of the bomb of freedom!

I miss you, Tyrone!

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More From Billy Bob Neck!

Mr. Neck did yet ANOTHER SHOW about Larry that he just posted on his website!  With high powered influential friends like these on Larry’s side can there be ANY DOUBT AT ALL that THIS THING IS GOING TO BLOW ANY DAY NOW???

Some of y’all are gonna think I lost my mind doing two shows in a row about Larry Sinclair and his quest to save America from a gay, left-handed, murderous, musilm, homosexual negro voodoo priest and if you do then you’re the one whose crazy!  In this time of rampant terror we need a STRONG leader and not one who’s gonna sell the White House silverware just to get an armful of crack!

WARNING – The “DJ” before me played one of the most foul and satanic songs that I ever heard.  After talking with the Lord, it was His opinion that I oughta include it to show folks just how wicked liberal defeato-crats are.  DON’T LET THE KIDS OR THE GRANDPARENTS LISTEN TO THIS.!

God is Love!

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