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Hunter, of course.  I guess that’s all I need to say to let you know that evil Obama’s negro voodoo magic sleep-trance is still strong over Dana.

The hospital finally “discharged” her and I put up the biggest fight that I could but just like with the establishment that allows a gay negro crackhead vooodoo priest to run for president of the United States without being forced to tell anyone what he really is I could not find a friend or protector to stand up for poor Dana.  As soon as they told me Dana would be moved, I told them that I would all of the local TV, radio and newspapers and spill the beans.  And you know what they did?  They laughed in my face and said “go ahead”.  So I did!  I told them (the media, that is) that the hospital was going to be kicking a patient out onto the street just for being ill.  They asked me what was the diagnosis was and I told them they wouldn’t give a diagnosis because they refused to admit that Homobama had put Dana into a sleep-trance which he had.  I took comfort greatly that they hung up so quickly because they were dashing to their vans with the video equipment to rush to the hospital so I left Dana in the wheelchair outside of the hospital and snuck around the corner for dramatic effect so that it looked like Dana had been left there alone.   After a few hours, I had to admit that the press was NOT coming.

It took forever to get home because  Dana kept slipping out of the seatbelt an onto the floor.  And when we got home…oh, I can’t talk about it.  I just can’t.  Not now.  I feel so betrayed.  So betrayed.  Hummer, if you’re reading this ROT IN HELL!

Ok.  I’m sorry.  I’m a little emotional.

I know that I don’t have to tell you this because you already know but maybe there are some people who haven’t gone to Larry’s site recently but he really needs our help.  If you had ANY kind of gay sex with Homobama – ANYTHING – fellatio, anal, urine, scat, BDSM, bear, transvestite, mile-high club, orgy, church – ANYTHING – you have to contact Mr. Sibley at msibley@earthlink.net NOW. It’s really critical.  ANY sex, ANY time, ANY where – the more recent the better.  Think really hard because it could be that you’ve repressed the memory of it because the thought of being raped by a negro voodoo priest is so horrible that you’ve blocked it out.  Remember – repressed memories are still valid in a court of law!

There’s a lot to say but I just can’t go on.  I know that God only gives you what you can bear and that my problems are NOTHING compared the hell that Larry is going through but I just can’t be brave right now.  I hope you’ll forgive me.

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I have to admit, I’m feeling a little downhearted right now.  Will Dana ever get out of this sleep-trance?  Will life ever be back to normal?  God forgive me for saying this, but I get so mad at Dana sometimes!  What was the point of poking around in that gay negro crackhead’s past?  Negros are like dogs – you don’t want to provoke them.  If you end up in an unavoidable situation where you must come close to one then the main thing is to show no fear and make no eye contact.  Both can smell fear.  It’s in their genes.

Anyway, now that he’s got his check from those morons over at WhiteHouse.com he’s going to be moving to a nicer place!  See?  Good things DO happen to good people!

It’s looks like both Larry and I are going to have a LOT of packing to do over the next couple of days.

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