Dana Is Not Recovered

Hunter, again.

I’m sorry to have taken so long in letting the “web” know about Dana’s progress.  Those who needed to know already know but those who’d like to know will know now that Dana’s condition is unchanged.  They transferred Dana out the ER several hours after we arrived.  No matter how much the doctor’s poked and prodded and pinched and even blew a whistle directly into her ear, Dana did not flinch once but continued to stare straight ahead as if transfixed by some invisible object about seven and half feet (I’m guessing) ahead.

The doctors scratched their heads and sighed, throwing up their arms.  I wanted to get really mad at them for not knowing what was wrong, but I think we all had the words “voodoo” on our lips (except for Dana, of course) but none dared speak it.  They got Dana a room in the hospital proper upstairs, putting her in bed with an IV drip for nourishment.  Now I know how Terri Shaivo must have felt only Terri was fully conscious and interactive with her friends and family where as it’s unclear as to whether Dana even knew I was there.

And today I came home from visiting to find that both The Salvation Army and The Boys and Girls Club, whom Larry selflessly donated $5000 to from his polygraph which did NOT prove that he did NOT perform oral sex on Barack Obama while the so-called “candidate for change” smoked crack cocaine, return the checks as if there were blobs of goo on them that rendered them worthless.  I’m not as give to profanity as Dana, but Dana would call them bastard-people!  How dare they return that money?!  Do they think they’re too good for it?  Is the Salvation Army doing so well in donations that they can pick and choose which ones to take and which ones to throw in the trash can?!  By what high and mighty sense of high and mightiness does the Boys and Girls believe that Larry’s money, which he could have easily kept because God knows that a four-hour polygraph test is not a walk in the park, somehow isn’t “good” enough or “clean” enough for the ruffians and hoodlums whose fathers ducked out of their responsibilities that mooch off the charities they’ll never be able to afford to give to.  Most of these so-called “underprivileged” mini-adults live in HUD and Section 8 housing so they can afford to drive fancy cars and wearing $400 sneakers.  I wonder how many of them are related to Mr. Senator So-Called Obama?

This gay negro crackhead voodoo priest will NEVER be the President of this great country of ours!!  NEVER!!